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Operation Luigi: How I hacked my friend without her noticing

It's probably easier if you just read it. Salty Hacker News comments

Stalking your Facebook friends on Tinder

How I found a way to see the Tinder profiles of your Facebook friends. I told Tinder about this and they said "it's a feature lmao". Hacker News comments

Graphing when your Facebook friends are awake

I stumbled upon a dodgy Facebook API. Read for tips on how to apply at the NSA. Hacker News comments

one-use novelty websites

Click-to-copy unicode faces like these guys: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A URL shortener that also makes the URL look extremely dodgy. For example:,p_0GL.;q_YP-87filehost=spyware.pptx.min.css.exe Here's the Hacker News Comments.

Type words, get emoji. It's for when you want emoji on desktop. I made v1, and @samthor made the vastly more web-17.0 v2.

Generates SICK 2003 usernames like [MTNDEW][email protected]_Xxx. Read the js for a pleasant surprise.

Ummmmm you had to be there okay. A collab with @RakeDodgers. Steam is embedded in an iframe and changes a lot and this site is held together with nothing but man's hubris so it might be broken, sorry.

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What's with the "Alex" thing?

Once, an article referred to me as a hacker who goes by the name "Alex", so that's my hacker handle now and there's nothing I can do about it.

Do you have an actual pdf called mango.pdf?

Sure, here you go.